Another Boob One :)

[jeeeensy]

Fresh from her shower, The Missus stands in front of the mirror, complaining that her breasts are too small. ( Every time I here this.. )
So Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I uncharacteristically come up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.
Willing to try anything, The Missus fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," I Replied.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
"Why not? I shrugged. "Worked for your ASS ! , didn't it?"

Anyone know a good locksmith. I cant get back into the house J

 

[bacarnal]

Back in the house yet or still at the library to make posts? :tongue: Cheers, Bruce.

 

[beihan62]

Hi Jeeensy,,,,,,,How long before you bones start to knit,cracking jokes like that to wifey could be considered more dangerous than EOD,LoL,
Magic,keep them coming,
Cheers,
Don,

 

[jeeeensy]

Managed to sneak in through an open window,,

Back in the house yet or still at the library to make posts? :tongue: Cheers, Bruce.