Ethel...
Ethel loved to speed in her wheelchair and charge around the nursing
Home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the
Long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic,
The other residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and
Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he
Shouted
In a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished
Around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to
Him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
Popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of
Insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and
Held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
Stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizable
Erection in his hand.
"Oh, good grief," said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again!"
Ethel loved to speed in her wheelchair and charge around the nursing
Home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the
Long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic,
The other residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and
Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he
Shouted
In a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished
Around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to
Him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
Popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of
Insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and
Held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
Stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizable
Erection in his hand.
"Oh, good grief," said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again!"
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