dano1917
RIP
A troublesome married couple visits a marriage counseller to repair their marital woes. The counseller says they have to abstain from sex for 1 month. They come back 1 month later and the counseller asks how it went. The man replied it went great until the 29th day, my wife dropped a can of corn, bent over to pick it up and I could not help myself and had to BANG her right on the spot. the counseller says well you may not come back here ever. The man replies, thats okay as they wont let us back in the grocery store either!!!!