OT: Senior Citizens Texting

[inertordnance]

Unfortunately I can relate to many of these:

* ATD - At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM - Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
*CFMG - Can't Find My Glasses
*CFMT - Can't Find My Teeth
*CRS - Can't Remember Schedule
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
* FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* FYI - Found Your Insulin
* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
* OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* OT - Outta Tumms
* ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
* TOT - Texting on Toilet
* TTYL - Talk to You Louder
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
* WTF - Wet the Furniture
* WTP - Where're the Prunes
* WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

 

[Gspragge]

WTF - Before my eyes the future ~

 

[spotter]

case of oldtimers disease me thinks http://www.bocn.co.uk/vbforum/threads/79203-Senior-Texting-Codes-(STC)?highlight=texting

 

[dano1917]

OTWB - on the work bench