dano1917
RIP
There's this man, when he goes to work during the day has always suspected that his wife is messing around on him. He bounces his dilema off a friend and his friend tells him to go to a pet shop and get a parrot and put him in the bedroom and the parrot will letyou know what goes on in the bedroom when you're gone. So the guy goes to a pet shop and asks for a parrot. The pet shop owner says I have 1 parrot left but he has no legs. the man replies, how does he stay on the perch. The pet shop owner replies if you look you'll noitce that his prick is about a foot long. He simply coils this long prick of his around the perch and that works. The man says fine i'll take him. Well the man arrives home from work the next day and starts questioning the parrot. the parrot says RAAAAAK a strange man came over today. The man says what happened next? The parrot says RAAAAK they went to the bedroom. The man asks what happened next? The parrot says RAAAAK they ripped off their clothes. The man says what happened next? The parrot says RAAAAK I don't know, got a hard-on and fell off the perch!!