Prostate Exam...

[Jolly Green]

So today I went to my doctor for my physical and get sent to the Urologist as a precaution.
When I get there, I discover the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.

I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,

'99'.

I obey and say,

"99".

The doctor says, "Great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,

'99".
Again, I say,

'99'."

The doctor said, Very good.

Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.

I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.

Now take a deep breath and say,

'99'.



I begin,

"One...

two

three"

You don't stop laughing because you grow old.

You grow old because you stop laughing!

 

[John D. Bartleson Jr.]

I only made it to 15......

 

[Slick]

I need the Doctor's address. Please.

 

[jeeeensy]

hahahaa lol,,, now that's funny

I need the Doctor's address. Please.

 

[kahu1]

What about the guy getting a digital exam , didn't like the answer so told the doc to use 2 fingers next time as he wanted a second opinion...

 

[Bullet Mick]

Had to have mine checked a few months ago was having some problems. Went to the doctors where my wife works as nurse with her tagging along as they do. I was examined by the young male doctor they have there. On pulling up my pants i said to the young doctor in my campist voice that i ought to go there more often. Our lass was mortified and the young doctor looked like a beatroot i laughed my ass of all the way home. You've got to keep smiling or these things can get you down. Cheers Mick.