dano1917
RIP
Well as fate would have I was looking as the postmistress was hoofing it up the walk and she was carrying a package! Well excitement got the better of me so I threw the front door open and started to humping her leg. After about 100 apologies and explanations why I should not be thrown in jail, the post lady had a laugh, dropped off the package and left. The contents - a pair of Reebok sneakers my wife had ordered from Fingerhut. BLUES...Dano