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wisdom

Nabob

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Oxford University holds a philosophic conference on the topic Calm, Peace and Happiness.
A guy walks up to the speakers table and says: “Wife sleeps.”
The auditorium erupts in standing ovation and the dean with tears in his eyes whispers: “Genius”
 
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
 
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