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    And this,, is how the fight started,,

    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
    She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'


    So I bought her some bathroom scales.
    And then the fight started...

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    Ha ha ha ha that's a good one!!

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    lol cant think why nice one jeeeensy

    regards lee

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    Cheers Chaps ..

    My missus was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
    She is not happy with what she sees and says to me, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.

    I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

    I replied 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'





    INCOMMMMMMMING!"!!!!!!! And then the fight started.....

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    Better do one for the Missus,,,,


    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

    My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

    'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

    'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

    And then the fight started... Bitch

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    haha very good jeeeensy

    lee

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    Keep em comming jeeeensy. roflmao

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    yeah,at least they are a change from the Waff gags!


    W

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    Sorry Waff ole chap ,, here one for you matey :))))


    Saturday morning Waffy got up early and got quietly dressed, made lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage to go to the Pudsey Military Fair.

    He grabbed his cycle and proceeded out of the garage and out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so Waffy backed up into the garage, turned on the radio he has in there to listen to when restoring fuses, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

    Soooo,, he went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed & cuddled up to my missus’s back, now with a different plan other than going to Pudsy militaria fair
    J and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."



    His loving Missus replied,

    "Can you believe my stupid Fella’s is cycling to Pudsey Military Fair in that?"

    Ohhh Shiit!!!
    And that's how the fight started...

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    Jeeensy,i take my hat of to you squire! lol!


    W

 

 
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