God said, 'Waffy,

I Want you to do Something for Me.'

WAffy said, 'Gladly,
Lord, what do You Want me to do?'

God said, 'Go down Into that valley.'

WAffy said, 'What's a Valley?'

God explained it to Him. Then God said,
'Cross the river.'

WAffy said, 'What's a River?'

God explained that To him, and then said,
'Go over to the hill....'

WAffy said, 'What is a Hill?'

So, God explained to WAffy what a hill was.

He told Waffy, 'On The other side of the
Hill you will find a Cave.'

WAffy said, 'What's a Cave?'

After God explained, He said, 'In the cave
You will find a woman.'

WAffy said, 'What's a Woman?'

So God explained That to him, too.

Then, God said, 'I Want you to Reproduce.'

WAffy said, 'How do I do that?'

God first said (under His breath), 'Geez.....'

And then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to
Waffy, as well.

So, WAffy goes down Into the valley,

Across the river, and Over the hill, into the
Cave, and finds the Woman..

Then, in about five Minutes, he was back.

God, His patience Wearing thin, said
Angrily, 'What is it Now?'

And WAffy said....


'What's a headache