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    God and Waff,,,,,,

    God said, 'Waffy,

    I Want you to do Something for Me.'

    WAffy said, 'Gladly,
    Lord, what do You Want me to do?'

    God said, 'Go down Into that valley.'

    WAffy said, 'What's a Valley?'

    God explained it to Him. Then God said,
    'Cross the river.'

    WAffy said, 'What's a River?'

    God explained that To him, and then said,
    'Go over to the hill....'

    WAffy said, 'What is a Hill?'

    So, God explained to WAffy what a hill was.

    He told Waffy, 'On The other side of the
    Hill you will find a Cave.'

    WAffy said, 'What's a Cave?'

    After God explained, He said, 'In the cave
    You will find a woman.'

    WAffy said, 'What's a Woman?'

    So God explained That to him, too.

    Then, God said, 'I Want you to Reproduce.'

    WAffy said, 'How do I do that?'

    God first said (under His breath), 'Geez.....'

    And then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to
    Waffy, as well.

    So, WAffy goes down Into the valley,

    Across the river, and Over the hill, into the
    Cave, and finds the Woman..

    Then, in about five Minutes, he was back.

    God, His patience Wearing thin, said
    Angrily, 'What is it Now?'

    And WAffy said....





    (YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!!!!)











    'What's a headache

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    Love it
    I have a question if women are meant to be able to multiple task as they keep reminding us, so why can't they have a headache and have sex at the sametime ? Lol

    From bazooka Chris

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    Mr Jeeensy,

    You Sir,i conclude,is completely barking mad!

    best

    Waff

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    Quote Originally Posted by bazooka chris View Post
    Love it
    I have a question if women are meant to be able to multiple task as they keep reminding us, so why can't they have a headache and have sex at the sametime ? Lol

    From bazooka Chris

    "bazooka Chris" for President!
    "Any live or recovered ordnance in my posts has been dealt with by trained EOD personnel"

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
    Barbeques on fire by the chalets past the castle headland
    I watched the gift shops glitter in the darkness off the Newborough gate
    All these moments will be lost in time, like icecream on the beach
    Time for tea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by waffenamt View Post
    Mr Jeeensy,

    You Sir,i conclude,is completely barking mad!

    best

    Waff


    Braaaawkkkk!!!! Cookoo,,,,Bing! Bong!
    Thank you Waff,,great compliment.

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    Waffy decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends 5,000 and feels really good about the results.
    On his way home, he stops at a news stand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

    "About 35," was the reply.

    "I'm actually 47," Waffy says, feeling really happy.

    After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch a Big Mac and Large Fries later he asks the clerk the same question.

    The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

    "I am actually 47."

    Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an elderly woman the same question.

    She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

    As there was no one around, Waffy thinks What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

    Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

    Stunned, Waffy says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"





    The old Girl replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds." J

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    Jeeeensy!!!!



    Waff

 

 

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