This American Indian boy walks into the teepee and says Dad, how did you name me and my two older brothers? The man replies, when your eldest brother, my first son was born I looked out of the teepee and saw an eagle flying above and decided he should be called "Soaring Eagle". My next son was born and I looked out the teepee and saw a deer run by so I named him "Running Deer". Then the old man looks at the boy and says, why do you ask "Two Dogs F__king"?