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    Jerusalem

    A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem when the wife died suddenly. The undertaker said it will cost 5000 to ship her home or 50 to bury her here. The husband said ship her home.
    The undertaker said "But Sir why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money?"
    The husband said "A long, long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead..............I can't take the ****ing chance!!!!


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    ahahah! Like it!

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