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    crocodiles






    Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of Lake Burley Griffin in Canberra .

    The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,


    'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
    We're the same age,
    we were the same size as kids.
    I just don't get it.'

    'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

    'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

    'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

    'Down the other side of the lake near the parking lot by Parliament House.'

    'Same here. Hmm.....

    How do you catch them?'

    'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door.

    Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!'

    'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem.

    You're not getting any real nourishment.
    See, by the time you finish shaking the s**t out of a Politician,
    there's nothing left but an a***hole and a briefcase.

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    great joke

    Very very true great joke still smiling

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    Thumbs up Nice one !

    Nice one !

    And how very true.

 

 

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