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2pounder

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Right you 'orrible lot!

Behave whilst uncle waffy goes for a pint.... ;p


waffy

Has he gone ? :bigsmile: HA! Ok!

While Waff was on way to pub he got pulled up by the old bill for speeding.

Waff: Is there a problem Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Waff: Oh I see.
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Waff: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Waff: Lost it 4 times for drink driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Waff: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Waff: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Waff: Yes, and I killed and raped the owner.
Officer: You what?
Waff: She's in the boot if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the Waff and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The Waff steps out of his vehicle.

Waff: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Waff: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please.

The Waff opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.

Officer2: Is this your car sir?
Waff: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.

The Waff digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, raped and murdered the owner.
Waff: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too! :tinysmile_classes_t
 
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