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    not pc but made me smile

    Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians.
    It's called Trydixagain.


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    Good one!

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    It is like the 2 viagra replacements isnt it, mycoxsaflopin & mycoxsafalin


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    Deary me!!

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    I like the viagra eyedrops, makes me look 'ard'.

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    There's also a new lesbian operation out aswell it's called a strapadicktome

    from bazooka chris

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    Quote Originally Posted by bazooka chris View Post
    There's also a new lesbian operation out aswell it's called a strapadicktome

    from bazooka chris

    Phizer now make a Viagra Lite,,,,,,,,,,,,,,specially for wan@#ers

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    Right you 'orrible lot!

    Behave whilst uncle waffy goes for a pint.... ;p


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    How about the female Viagra, it is called Niagra!! Dan

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    Quote Originally Posted by waffenamt View Post
    Right you 'orrible lot!

    Behave whilst uncle waffy goes for a pint.... ;p


    waffy
    Has he gone ? HA! Ok!

    While Waff was on way to pub he got pulled up by the old bill for speeding.

    Waff: Is there a problem Officer?
    Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
    Waff: Oh I see.
    Officer: Can I see your licence please?
    Waff: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
    Officer: Don't have one?
    Waff: Lost it 4 times for drink driving.
    Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
    Waff: I can't do that.
    Officer: Why not?
    Waff: I stole this car.
    Officer: Stole it?
    Waff: Yes, and I killed and raped the owner.
    Officer: You what?
    Waff: She's in the boot if you want to see.

    The Officer looks at the Waff and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

    Officer2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The Waff steps out of his vehicle.

    Waff: Is there a problem sir?
    Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
    Waff: Murdered the owner?
    Officer2: Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please.

    The Waff opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.

    Officer2: Is this your car sir?
    Waff: Yes, here are the registration papers.

    The officer is quite stunned.

    Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.

    The Waff digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.

    Officer2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, raped and murdered the owner.
    Waff: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!

 

 
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