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    That will teach me......

    ....So Ben says "be careful with this chillie sauce waffy as it's deadly!"

    "Ha!" says i....
    After idiotically spreading this stuff on my burger,i ate the damn thing and thought nothing of it until i walked off into hall 2 and then the fun started....
    Mein gott!! My nose stared to run uncontrolably,my head started sweating and my eyes went bloodshot!!
    The shakes then kicked in and then my lips started to burn incandescently!! I honestly thought i had eaten an active Incendiary bomb!! lol
    I immediatley tried to douse the fire with 2 cans of coke which didnt touch the sides....
    Ran to the loo and stuck my head under the tap and ran at least 10 gallons of water in and out my poor frazzled skull by now.
    So after 10 mins of waterfall,i thought i would take a pee whilst at the gents....and then the fun starts again...
    Unkown to poor waffy,i had some of that chillie sauce on my fingers so you can guess what happened!!! Yes,my poor todger thought i had a leaking phos-grenade shoved in my pocket!
    Oh man!,you aint felt pain like that before so its off into one of the stalls and sort out with wet bog roll!!

    The moral of the story?,well dont mess with Bens sauce when he tells you its fierce!
    Ive had a few challenges from the dutch-meisters and ive passed all the lot with flying colours but christ-on-a-bike!,the stuff in the picture is downright evil and im sure its made from beezelbub's own piss!
    Today i have badly chapped lips and its all down to that nuclear-fierce contents of that little bottle...
    However,im going to ween myself on the stuff and by the time Beltring comes round then old waffy will be back for another challenge!
    Watch out Ben!! waffy 'man of iron' will be back!!

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    waff

    Just added this link...look up 'Da Bomb' and it gives a warning not to be eaten straight from the bottle!
    I think Joop forgot to tell me that bit!

    http://www.chilliworld.com/FactFile/Scoville_Scale.asp
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    Ouch ahhhh ouch hmmmm AHHHHH!!!
    Been there waff and feel your pain.
    Best regards Weasel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel View Post
    Ouch ahhhh ouch hmmmm AHHHHH!!!
    Been there waff and feel your pain.
    Best regards Weasel.

    Cheers man!

    This pic gives an indication of the feeling...
    Oddly enough,there were no reported problems at the 'other end' later although i had to go outside and have a couple more cans of coke and a few cigs to calm down.
    My guts were making noises like the Titanic's bulkheads collapsing when she was sinking! lol
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    Easy there tiger,might take a day to work its way.Or maybe you done killed all the nerve endings down below???

    Might have to order me a bottle or two,,,,,,,,,,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou View Post
    Easy there tiger,might take a day to work its way.Or maybe you done killed all the nerve endings down below???

    Might have to order me a bottle or two,,,,,,,,,,,

    Point taken!!

    I hope i aint facing 'Pyroclastic-Flow'......Hot lava followed by noxious gases!...


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    Id be more worried about when it happens as opposed to what happens. Stuck in rush hour traffic,elevators,middle of a job interview,happy hour while your tending bar,the possibilities are endless

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou View Post
    Id be more worried about when it happens as opposed to what happens. Stuck in rush hour traffic,elevators,middle of a job interview,happy hour while your tending bar,the possibilities are endless

    oh man!....

    well im on a spaggy bol for tonights chow,will see if that 'resolves' any issues.
    wish me luck!
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    And i thought you were a 'hard man' Waff.

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    Hey Waff,
    I already knew what was going to happen in the loo, we had an organic farmer in the area who used chilli pepper powder to spray his field for aphid (I guess it worked) and his son was running the spray rig, he stopped for a pee break with the same results as you had, as he has some residue on his hands, from his story, the effect was not felt instantly, but a few moments after he returned to the tractor, and he did not make the connection at first, he thought he had gotten a flaming case of the clap. Funny, they do not use that anymore.
    Gus

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    Quote Originally Posted by gothica7 View Post
    And i thought you were a 'hard man' Waff.

    Andy

    Even 'Krupp-Stahl' had its melting point!....

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