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Waffy Visits Jeeensy,,,,

jeeeensy

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Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?


This is for all the germ conscious folks


that worry about using cold water to clean.



Waff went to visit his old mate Jeeensy


Who lives in a very secluded rural area of Sussex


After spending a great evening chatting the night away


about ordnance Waff tutnes in, zzZZZzzzzZZZZZzzz



The next morning Old Jeeensy prepared


breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast mushrooms ,, the full works


However, Waff noticed a film like substance on his plate,


and questioned his old pall Jeeensy by asking


'Are these plates clean?'


Yup Jeeensy replied,


'They're as clean as cold water can get em.


Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Waff!'



For lunch Jeeensy man made hamburgers.


Again, Waff was concerned about the plates,


as his appeared to have tiny specks around


the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,


'Are you sure these plates are clean?'


Without looking up Jeeensy said,


'I told you before, Waff, those dishes are as


clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you


fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'


Later that afternoon, Waff of out to a old militaria shop in town


but as he was leaving, Jeeensy's dog


started to growl, and wouldn't let ol Waff pass.



Waff yelled and said,

'Jeeensy , your dog won't let me get to my car'.





Without diverting his attention from the football game


he was watching on TV, Jeenensy shouted!


'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'









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lol! Very good ya nutter! :tinysmile_fatgrin_t

Jeeensy's exclusive one-man membership of the bash-waffy club...

cheers

waff
 
Can anyone join the bash-waffy club? Is it free!!!!


Ha!! You give me enough grief at the shows my friend! :p

I think we will leave Jeeensy to his 'one-man' lunacy club,thank you!
However to join,then i do believe its a years wage membership fee though payable to Bank of Waffland,c/o BOCN.......:tinysmile_fatgrin_t

cheers

waff
 
not sure if this is true

Have heard a rumour all the way over here in Oz that two blokes, one was definatly named Jeeensy and I'm almost certain the other fella's name started with a W and ended in F were sitting at the bar downing some cold beers. W turns to Jeeensy and say's "Jeeensy If I slept with your missus and got here pregnant would that make us relatives?" Jeeensy looks over the top of his beer at W and replys " No W me old mate that would only make us even!"

Some names of the people involved may have been changed to protect their identities but I doubt it.

Kind regards from OZ
 
Yeah,yeah! Very good. :p

The waff -bash got out of hand previously,so i think Jeeensy can be the exclusive clubs only member....Ive got my eye on this thread!:captain:

best

waff
 
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