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    999 police Call ...

    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE

    WHEN YOU'RE OLD
    AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
    And this is a true story...


    Phillip Hewitson, an elderly man, from Norwich, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.


    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"


    He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.


    Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."


    George said, "Okay."


    He hung up the phone and counted to 30.


    Then he phoned the police again.

    "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.

    Within five minutes, Six Police Cars, a Armed Response Team, a Helicopter, 2 Fire Engines, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Hewitson`s' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.


    One of the Policemen said to Phillip, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"


    Phillip said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"




    If you have intruders trying to get into the house,,don't call the police,, call the fire brigage,, and tell them there is thick smoke in the house and within 4 minutes you will have a team of 8 blokes on site. sorted.
    and that came from a fireman.


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    A Cracker!!

    Like that one a lot-its a cracker!

 

 

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