What's new
British Ordnance Collectors Network

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Bacon Tree

RichardB

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush...."


:xd:
 
Now thats good, thanks for that i needed a laugh.
Best Weasel.
 
Last edited:
Shit!! there goes another keyboard.. and burning nostrils... stella and nostrils do not go together :)

excellent stuff..still chuckling now,,,

Best Nick
 
Tree of Legend !

If they had looked they would have seen my shriveled remains reaching for those fabled branches------ and all of the other Canadian BOCN members lying around it too !

The Bacon Tree -- can it get any better - I think not :tinysmile_fatgrin_t
 
Top