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2 Italian men on a bus talking about sex.

jeeeensy

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A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and
engage in an a loud conversation..

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:


'Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'


The lady can't take this any more,

'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig!' she retorted
indignantly.. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in
public places about our sex lives!'












'Hey, coola down lady ,' said the man. 'Who talkin'
abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
' Mississippi .'


(50 says you're gonna read this again.)
 
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