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    Man Down,,,,,

    Husband Down



    Waff and his Wife are shopping in their local Woolworths. Waffy picks up a case of Stella and puts it in their trolley.


    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.



    'They're on sale, only 10 for 24 cans,' he replies.



    'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.



    A few aisles further on along the wife picks up a 60 jar of face cream andputs it in the basket.



    'What do you think you're doing?' asks Waffy.



    'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.



    Waffy retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Stella and it's half the price.'



    On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'

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    How true good one

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    Just caught up with the latest 'waff' bashing,Jeensy!

    Cant wait to hook up in a few weeks for the trip pal.
    best

    waff

 

 

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