Waff needs a push...

**jeeeensy** · 26th March 2012, 07:56 PM

Jeensy and his wife Wilma are awakened at 3 o'clock early one Saturday morning by a loud pounding on the door.
Jeeensy gets up and goes to the door where he sees Waffy, totally bolloxed ( been out on a boys night out ) standing in the pouring rain.
'Give us a push' says the swaying Waffy.
'Not a chance', says the husband, 'It is three o' clock in the morning.'
He slams the door and returns to bed.
'Who was that?' asked his wife.
'Just some drunk guy asking for a push', he answers.
'Did you help him?' Wilma asks.
'No. I did not. It is three o' clock in the morning and it is pouring with rain outside.
His wife said, 'Don't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Jeeeensy does as he is told, gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark,
'HELLLOOOO ! Are you still there?
'Yes', comes back the answer from Waffy.
'Do you still need a push?' calls out Jeeeensy.
'Yes. Please.' comes the reply from the darkness.

'Where are you?' asks Jeeeensy.
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'Over here on the swing', replies drunk Waffy