jeeeensy
Well-Known Member
In the great days of the British Empire, a new Commanding Officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the retiring Colonel.
After welcoming his replacement and showing the usual courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches etc.)
that protocol decrees, the retiring colonel said: "You must meet my Adjutant, Captain Waffy, hes my right-hand man,
he's really the strength of this office. His talent is simply boundless."
Waffy was summoned and introduced to the new CO, who was surprised to meet a humpbacked, one eyed, toothless, hairless, scabbed
and pockmarked specimen of humanity, a particularly unattractive man less than three feet tall.
"Waffy, old man, tell your new CO about yourself."
"Well, sir, I graduated with honours from Sandhurst, joined the regiment and
won the Military Cross and Bar after three expeditions behind enemy lines.
I've represented Great Britain in equestrian events, and won a Silver Medal in the m
iddleweight division of the Olympics. I have researched the history of....."
Here the colonel interrupted: "Yes, yes, never mind that Waffy, he can find all that in your file.
Tell him about the day you told the Witch Doctor to f#ck off."
After welcoming his replacement and showing the usual courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches etc.)
that protocol decrees, the retiring colonel said: "You must meet my Adjutant, Captain Waffy, hes my right-hand man,
he's really the strength of this office. His talent is simply boundless."
Waffy was summoned and introduced to the new CO, who was surprised to meet a humpbacked, one eyed, toothless, hairless, scabbed
and pockmarked specimen of humanity, a particularly unattractive man less than three feet tall.
"Waffy, old man, tell your new CO about yourself."
"Well, sir, I graduated with honours from Sandhurst, joined the regiment and
won the Military Cross and Bar after three expeditions behind enemy lines.
I've represented Great Britain in equestrian events, and won a Silver Medal in the m
iddleweight division of the Olympics. I have researched the history of....."
Here the colonel interrupted: "Yes, yes, never mind that Waffy, he can find all that in your file.
Tell him about the day you told the Witch Doctor to f#ck off."
