The wife's little joke

[Big Dave]

Came home to find the Elf on the shelf cuddling my sectioned 1 pounder ,she thinks it's amusing ? I just think it's wrong

 

[sksvlad]

I wish mine had this sense of humour.......

 

[kahu1]

I think your elf might have feelings of inadequacy.

 

[Andysarmoury]

Mine moves things around and waits to see how long it takes me to notice

 

[starshell]

My little elf usually points out the new shell to her mum that dad has deliberately hidden (to avoid the hassle that often follows)...