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young cock

pzgr40

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A farmer buys a young cock.
As soon as he gets home it screws all the farmers 150 hens.
The farmer is impressed.
At lunch the cock again screws all 150 hens.

Next day, it's screwing the ducks and the geese too.
Sadly, later in the day, he finds the cock lying on the ground half dead and vultures circling overhead.
The farmer says "you deserved it, you horny bastard"
The cock opens one eye, points up and whispers, "Shhhh, they're about to land!!"
;)
 
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