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Waffy,, The Pirate....

jeeeensy

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Ahh.haaaa not posted a Waff joke for while, only the original old timers here will know these ;)



Waffy the pirate walked into a bar, and thebartender said....

"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. Whathappened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?"said the Waffy the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have thatbefore."

"Well," said the Waffy the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit witha cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about thathook? What happened to your hand?"

Waffy the pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded aship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hookbut I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said Waffy the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and aflock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "Can you lose an eye just frombird shit?"

"It was my first day with the hook."
 
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