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    Quattro joke

    Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
    The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them
    "It'sa illegal-a to putta five-a people in a Quattro."


    "Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

    "Quattro means-a four" replies the Italian official.

    "Quattro is just ze name uf ze fokken automobile" the
    Germans retort disbelievingly. "Look at ze dammt papers: ze
    car ist designed to karry fife personnen."


    "You cant-a pull-a that-a one on-a me!" replies the Italian
    customs officer. "Quattro means-a four. You have five-a
    people in-a your car and you are therefore-a breaking the
    law."


    The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your
    zupervisor ofer. I vant to speak to zumvun vit more
    intellichence!"


    "Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can't-a come. He's-a
    busy with-a two guys in a Fiat Uno."





























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    so politically incorrect! like it a lot.

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    And What do you call 4 guys from Spain in quicksand? Quatro Sinko
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    I met Suzi Quatro once - how about THAT!
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