dano1917
RIP
There was this Indian chief Bowels. It seems a new highway was to be built to run right through his teepee. The highway department came to his teepee and notified him he'd have to move. He refused. They told him to show up at the highway department at 9:00 the next morning to discuss it. Well old Bowels eyesight was poor and he went to the highway department the next morning. Well the doctor office is next door so with his poor vision he walked in the doctor office and said "Bowels no move". Well the doctor gave him some ex-lax and told him to return in the morning. He goes back the next morning and says "Bowels still no move". Dumbfounded the doctor gives him a weeks supply of ex-lax and tells him to return in a week. A week goes by and Bowels returns, but this time he walks in the highway department and says "Bowels have to move, teepee full of s__t!!!!