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BOCN members in old age.

jeeeensy

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Waffy,Jeeeensy & Madbomber in old age,


:damnmate:

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said 60-year-old Jeeeensy.




"You always feel like you have to pee and most of the

time you stand there and nothing comes out."



"Ah, that's nothing," said 70-year-old Mad-bomber
"When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing' comes
out!"
"Actually," said 80-year old Waffy, "Eighty is
the worst age of all."




"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked Jeeeensy



"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. in-factI pee like a racehorse on a flat

rock; no problem at all."






"So, do you have a problem with your bowel

movement?" asked Madbomber



"No" replied Waffy I have one every morning at 6:30."



Exasperated, Jeeeensy and Mad said to Waffy "You pee every
morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30......So what's so bad about being 80?"











"I don't wake up until 7:00!!!! :toilet:
 
Nice one,

ide leave off the Guinness Waff, 15 pints a nights a bit much for an Octogenarian like you.

Andy
 
Yeah,yeah, always with the waff gags! lmao!
Its ok Andy,im only half way to 80 yet! :)
cheers


waffy
 
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