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horse in bar
- Thread starter dano1917
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waffenamt
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Jeeezus H dano! thats an old one.
Ok,at least its clean i suppose....:tinysmile_shy_t:
cheers
waff
waffenamt
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lol! careful what you wish for leeski,i certainly dont want my section bunged up with lame gags!
I just killed that spammer again who keeps posting mafia links or similar junk?
some people eh! i mean mafia for gods sake! yeeesh!
best
waff
waffenamt
Well-Known Member
I walked into a bar once, and said "OUCH!"
It was a metal bar.
It was a metal bar.
paul the grenade
Well-Known Member
A man goes to his doctor with a big green frog on his head.
The doctor looks surprised and says "what seems to be the problem sir?"
and the frog says " Well doc, it started as a small pink boil on my ass!":tinysmile_fatgrin_t
The doctor looks surprised and says "what seems to be the problem sir?"
and the frog says " Well doc, it started as a small pink boil on my ass!":tinysmile_fatgrin_t
dano1917
RIP
A guy walks into his doctors office and says doctor I gotta get rid of this herrorhoid, so the doctor gives him a jar of Preparation H and tells him to come back in a week. A week later the man shows back at his doctors office and the doc asks if his hemmorhoid is gone. The man replies No doctor, that prepararion H did no good "may as well of shoved it up my ass"!!
dano1917
RIP
rubbers
A lad of about 15 walks into the drugstore and says give me a pack of rubbers, the clerk replies are you small, medium, or large. Dumbfounded the kid says I dont know. The clerk says there is a fence out back with 3 different sized knot holes in it. He said try fitting your penis in the small hole, if it don't fit then try the medium and so forth. So the lad tries the small and it don't fit. He then tries the medium hole and his penis fit right in. Just then a girl walking on the other side of the fence drops to her knees and orally pleasures the lad. He walks back in the store and the clerk asks small, medium, or large, the kid replies "screw them rubbers, i'll have 8 feet of that fence out back"!
A lad of about 15 walks into the drugstore and says give me a pack of rubbers, the clerk replies are you small, medium, or large. Dumbfounded the kid says I dont know. The clerk says there is a fence out back with 3 different sized knot holes in it. He said try fitting your penis in the small hole, if it don't fit then try the medium and so forth. So the lad tries the small and it don't fit. He then tries the medium hole and his penis fit right in. Just then a girl walking on the other side of the fence drops to her knees and orally pleasures the lad. He walks back in the store and the clerk asks small, medium, or large, the kid replies "screw them rubbers, i'll have 8 feet of that fence out back"!
This fellow shows up at the doctors and tells him his stag party went "somewhat wrong" as his weener has got this red hue which doesn't seem to go away.
Doc looks at the man understandingly and tells him to go and see "farmer John and his famous cow", the cows saliva apparently works miracles for these things.
A few weeks later same man meets his doctor in the street and latter politely informs as to the mans ailment and his wedding....
Well, says the man, the wedding was cancelled,.......but I bought the cow!!
greetz,
Menno.
Doc looks at the man understandingly and tells him to go and see "farmer John and his famous cow", the cows saliva apparently works miracles for these things.
A few weeks later same man meets his doctor in the street and latter politely informs as to the mans ailment and his wedding....
Well, says the man, the wedding was cancelled,.......but I bought the cow!!
greetz,
Menno.