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horse in bar

During a big wedding dinner -a friend of mine got married-, his mother in law (which he disgusted) put a fork under his nose with the question "what's this meat on my fork, pork or cow". His -quite dry- reply: which side of the fork? :xd:
 
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doctor appt.

I had a doctors appointment and as the doctor walked in the examining room I said Doc, I hope this won't take long because i'm in a hurry. The doctor replied thats too bad because I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample. I threw him my underwear and left.
 
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