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dano1917

dano1917

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Assoiated Press International..Reuters..etc.. An unclad female body was found this morning underneath the Poplar Street Bridge from Illinois to St. Louis Missouri. She was found by police with nothing but a bowl over her head and a spoon hanging out of her butt. Later police reports confirm they think this is the work of the cereal killer. Dano
 
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Three Kids Fishing





Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he
tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were
fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids
whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland ' Barack said, 'No
Problem, I'll take you there on my special airplane.

The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes..
Barack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign
them!'

The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
and stereo headset!' Barack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But
you don't look like you're handicapped.'

The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning.
 
Name Change

"What is your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammed".... answered the student


"Here in Australia there is no Mohammed! from now on your name will be Bruce," replied the teacher.



In the evening, Mohammed returned home.

"How was your day, Mohammed?asked his mother.


"My name is not Mohammed, I am in Australia and now my name is Bruce."


"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to disown your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you," and she beat him.


Then she called the father and he too beat him savagely.


The next day Mohammed returned to school.

When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked: "What happened to you little Bruce?"


"Well, Miss, 2 hours after becoming Australian I was attacked by two f----n’ Arabs!...


I quote/copy from the beginning of this nonsense exactly ---- Paying attention the last sentence----

Assoiated Press International..Reuters..etc.. An unclad female body was found this morning underneath the Poplar Street Bridge from Illinois to St. Louis Missouri. She was found by police with nothing but a bowl over her head and a spoon hanging out of her butt.

Later police reports confirm they think this is the work of the cereal killer. Dano

Okay Dano - where were you last night and how many bowls and spoons do you have ? missing any ?



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