sksvlad
Well-Known Member
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them
"It'sa illegal-a to putta five-a people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro means-a four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name uf ze fokken automobile" the
Germans retort disbelievingly. "Look at ze dammt papers: ze
car ist designed to karry fife personnen."
"You cant-a pull-a that-a one on-a me!" replies the Italian
customs officer. "Quattro means-a four. You have five-a
people in-a your car and you are therefore-a breaking the
law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your
zupervisor ofer. I vant to speak to zumvun vit more
intellichence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can't-a come. He's-a
busy with-a two guys in a Fiat Uno."
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them
"It'sa illegal-a to putta five-a people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro means-a four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name uf ze fokken automobile" the
Germans retort disbelievingly. "Look at ze dammt papers: ze
car ist designed to karry fife personnen."
"You cant-a pull-a that-a one on-a me!" replies the Italian
customs officer. "Quattro means-a four. You have five-a
people in-a your car and you are therefore-a breaking the
law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your
zupervisor ofer. I vant to speak to zumvun vit more
intellichence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can't-a come. He's-a
busy with-a two guys in a Fiat Uno."
