banksy-2k10
Well-Known Member
Two goldfish in a tank.
One says to the other,"how do you drive this thing"?
What do you call a woman with a bottle-opener in one hand,
a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between her toes on her left foot,
and a corkscrew between her toes on her right foot?
a swiss army wife
One says to the other,"how do you drive this thing"?
What do you call a woman with a bottle-opener in one hand,
a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between her toes on her left foot,
and a corkscrew between her toes on her right foot?
a swiss army wife