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[pzgr40]

Two women arrive at heaven's gate and have to wait as St.Peter is quite bussy. They start a conversation:
A: How did you die?
B: I froze to death!
A: that's awfull, it sound like a painful way to die.
B: You could say so; first your fingers become numb, than the arms and legs become very painfull. Finally you become unconsious and die.
What way did you die?
A: Oh... well, I am quite jalours and suspected my husband of cheating. I went home early, rushed up the stairs, threw open the bedroom door .... and there he was ... stark naked on the bed. However the other side of the bed was still warm, so I started searching the entire house... all rooms , lockers and cupboards. The last room to check was the cellar, and when I rushed up the stairs I got a massive heart attack and died.
B: You stupid cow, if you would have opened the bloody freezer in the cellar we'd both still be alive.:tinysmile_twink_t:

 

[jeeeensy]

) )) excellent one,,,, Regards nick.,

 

[ordman]

Heard a very similar one but with three men at the pearly gates
first man asked how'd you die?
Second replies I got hit by a refigerater.
He in turn asked the first guy so how did you die?
First replys heart attack I came home early from a business trip
walked into the appartment and found my wife naked as a jay bird
and I smelled cigar smoke
I don't smoke so I knew there was another man in the place
I searched high and low to no avail i was pissed
I went out on the belconey of my 10th floor appartment to calm down and low and behold there was this well dressed fellow walking out smoking a cigar
I was so mad I grabbed the refigerater and heaved it over the rail crushing him and in doing so I had a heart attack.
Interesting they reply
So they inturn asked the third guy how did you die?
he replies
Well I was sitting inside this refigerater smoking a cigar......