Gag of the week.... :D

[waffenamt]

A bloke goes into a brothel and says "I'm a bit kinky,so how much for a bit of humiliation?..The Madam replies "37"..,"What do i get for that?" he says..The Madam replies "An England shirt!"

thanks to bazooka chris for this cracker!!! :xd:

cheers

waff

 

[bazooka chris]

i thought you would like my text message mate lol

from bazooka chris

 

[paul the grenade]

Oxo are bringing out a new gravy cube in a red and white box.
Its called LAUGHING STOCK!:tinysmile_fatgrin_t

 

[waffenamt]

Oxo are bringing out a new gravy cube in a red and white box.
Its called LAUGHING STOCK!:tinysmile_fatgrin_t

I shall save that one for facebook if they get stuffed on wednesday!

cheers

waff

 

[butterfly]

Capello is shopping at the local supermarket, he sees an old lady struggling with her shopping;

He goes over to her and says " Are you alright dear, can you manage?"

The old lady replies " No way son, you got yourself into this mess, you can get yourself out of it!!!"