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on the fence

A young man walks into a drug store and tells the lady he wants a box of rubbers. She replies which size small, medium or large, and embarrasingly the boy says I don't know. Well the lady tells him there is a fence out back with 3 different sized knot holes, and he should insert his manhood and tell her which knothole fits best. Well the boy goes out back and tries the large hole first. Well it went right in, and just at that moment a horny young woman on the other side of the fence drops to her knees and gives him a really good "nobber". Well he walks back into the drugstore and the lady asks again which size he needed. He replied I don't want rubbers anymore but I will take 8 feet of that fence out back!!
 
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