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Waff n Jeeensy new militaria shop.

jeeeensy

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Jeeensy and Waff were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new Militatia shop.
As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up.

Waff said to Jeeensy 'I bet any minute now some idiot going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Japanese tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Japanese accent asked, 'What you sell?'

Waff replied sarcastically, 'We're selling arse-holes.'

Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said, 'You do velly well, only two left.' :tinysmile_tongue_t:
 
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