jeeeensy
Well-Known Member
A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and
knocked at the door.
Waffy opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town" said Waffy.
"How about your brother, Is he here?" asked the farmer.
"No, he went with Mom and Dad" Waffy answered.
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting
from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to
borrow one, or I can give Dad a message" said Waffy.
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really
wanted to talk to your Dad.
It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".
Waffy thought for a moment...
"You would have to talk to Dad about that.
I know he charges $500
for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know
how much he charges for Howard."
knocked at the door.
Waffy opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town" said Waffy.
"How about your brother, Is he here?" asked the farmer.
"No, he went with Mom and Dad" Waffy answered.
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting
from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to
borrow one, or I can give Dad a message" said Waffy.
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really
wanted to talk to your Dad.
It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".
Waffy thought for a moment...
"You would have to talk to Dad about that.
I know he charges $500
for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know
how much he charges for Howard."