jeeeensy
Well-Known Member
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed
to look after her neighbour`s male dog while the neighbours were on holiday.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the
two dogs apart.
However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful
howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked
together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently
happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do
next, although it was late, she called the Waffy the local vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, Waffy the vet said,
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.
I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male
lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"Just worked on me," Waffy replied.
to look after her neighbour`s male dog while the neighbours were on holiday.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the
two dogs apart.
However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful
howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked
together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently
happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do
next, although it was late, she called the Waffy the local vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, Waffy the vet said,
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.
I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male
lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"Just worked on me," Waffy replied.
