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Bacon Tree

RichardB

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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush...."


:xd:
 
Now thats good, thanks for that i needed a laugh.
Best Weasel.
 
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Shit!! there goes another keyboard.. and burning nostrils... stella and nostrils do not go together :)

excellent stuff..still chuckling now,,,

Best Nick
 
Tree of Legend !

If they had looked they would have seen my shriveled remains reaching for those fabled branches------ and all of the other Canadian BOCN members lying around it too !

The Bacon Tree -- can it get any better - I think not :tinysmile_fatgrin_t
 
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