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Best Poker Face


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Two couples were playing poker one evening.

Waffy accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When
he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Jeeeensy's wife, Sue
wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Waffy upon trying
to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Waffy went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Jeeeensy's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you
like under there?' Surprised by her boldness, Waffy admitted that, well indeed
he did.
She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you
$500. 'After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of
this offer, Waffy confirms that he is interested.

Sue told him that since her husband Jeeeensy worked Friday afternoons
and Waffy didn't, Waffy should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday

When Friday rolled around, Waffy showed up at Jeeeensy's house
at 2 p.m. sharp - and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to
the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.

Waffy quickly dressed and left. As usual, Jeeeensy came home from
work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Waffy come by
the house this afternoon?'

With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did
stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.'

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly
asked, 'And did he give you $500?'

Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes,
in fact he did give me $500.'

Jeeeensy, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife
by saying, 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.
He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player
jEEEENSY, i AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF HERE!! I have to wonder did your little woman help you write that joke or would this be a good time for blackmail? Dano
Shit no ,,she'd kill me in my sleep if she knew ,,look-out!!! gotta go ,can hear her creeping up the stairs.....back later :) hopefully.

comming dear .