jeeeensy
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Waffy,Jeeeensy & Madbomber in old age,
:damnmate:
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said 60-year-old Jeeeensy.
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said 60-year-old Jeeeensy.
"You always feel like you have to pee and most of the
time you stand there and nothing comes out."
time you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothing," said 70-year-old Mad-bomber
"When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing' comes
out!"
"Actually," said 80-year old Waffy, "Eighty is
the worst age of all."
out!"
"Actually," said 80-year old Waffy, "Eighty is
the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked Jeeeensy
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. in-factI pee like a racehorse on a flat
rock; no problem at all."
rock; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel
movement?" asked Madbomber
movement?" asked Madbomber
"No" replied Waffy I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, Jeeeensy and Mad said to Waffy "You pee every
morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30......So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00!!!! :toilet:
