Counseling - minnesota style

[Jolly Green]

COUNSELING - MINNESOTA STYLE

Ole and Lars are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking
beer when suddenly Lars says,
'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2
months.'
Ole spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better think it over...
women like that are hard to find.'

 

[dano1917]

fishing

Sam and his son are fishing in a boat, and the boy asks "daddy how come God made women different between the legs"? Sam replied "so men would talk to them"!

 

[Jolly Green]

Three Kids Fishing

Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he
tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were
fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids
whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland ' Barack said, 'No
Problem, I'll take you there on my special airplane.

The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes..
Barack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign
them!'

The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
and stereo headset!' Barack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But
you don't look like you're handicapped.'

The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning.