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Honeymoon,,,,,,,

jeeeensy

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The Cattle Herder's Honeymoon



Waffy the Stock Herder and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night.

Waff approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed."

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

Waff reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it." :bigsmile:
 
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