I challenge you to make me laugh

[Charlie]

[video=youtube;gpA0BjRmUuk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpA0BjRmUuk&feature=player_embedded[/video]

 

[Darrol]

Two physicists sat on the floor . . One fell off

 

[siegfreid]

Egg & a sausage cooking in a frying pan . Egg says " Hot today isn't it?" . Sausage says " Eeek ! a talking egg".

 

[beihan62]

I failed my driving test today,,,I rolled forward on the hill start,

 

[Charlie]

Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning:
"Windows frozen."

Husband texts back:
"Pour some lukewarm water over it."

Wife texts back 5 mins later:
"Computer completely f----d now."

 

[smle2009]

I just bought my missus one of those pug dogs as a suprise present....despite the squashed nose,wonky eyes and trouble with breathing because of the weight gain over the years,the dog seems to like her

 

[HAZORD]

A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The highballs are on me"

 

[LCplCombat]

Bloke walks into a bar, he says ouch. It was a metal bar.

 

[siegfreid]

Barman says to a neutrino "we don't serve your type in here" . A neutrino walks into a bar .

 

[Charlie]

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic".
"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"


I told her to fu(k off.

 

[Charlie]

[video=youtube;316AzLYfAzw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=316AzLYfAzw&feature=player_embedded[/video]

 

[HAZORD]

Charlie that was F'ing awsome! Too bad they ruined it with the TNT ad at the end, and the girl motorcycle rider's top needed to be yanked off.

 

[smle2009]

Looks like a normal Saturday night in Andover,without having to push a button:wink:

 

[Yodamaster]

In a divorce, the wrongs are always shared.
My last was 50% / 50%
50% My wife, 50% my stepmother


Yoda

 

[beihan62]

Not sure if this one has been on here before but here goes,A woman asked hubby if it was ok for her pet pug to sleep on the bed,he replied,,,what about the smell and all that snuffling,she replied,,,,I got used to it so I am sure the dog will,

Don,

 

[Yodamaster]

On a cold morning :

Woman : how, windows is frozen !
Man : put a little lukewarm on it !

5 minutes later,

Woman : S***, now is computer f**** !


(sorry girls !)
Yoda

 

[millsbomber]

More scandal at the BBC, Some one has found a film clip of Rod Hull fisting a 10 year old Bird

 

[Dronic69]

What's the difference between a "Blow J@B" and a hurricane?????

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Nothing - they start out small and end up taking the house!

 

[LCplCombat]

I was a contestant on the Generation Game once. I didn't do very well. All I won was a conveyor belt and a pair of sliding doors.

 

[siegfreid]

Troop of legionaires lost in the desert . Spot a camel , surround it & jump on . After 20 miles under the baking sun the camel topples over stone dead . Sergeant says " Mon Dieu cet chamaux est F***ed" . Little private at the back pipes up "Sorry Sarge , it was the only way I could hang on ".