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I just bought my missus one of those pug dogs as a suprise present....despite the squashed nose,wonky eyes and trouble with breathing because of the weight gain over the years,the dog seems to like her
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic".
"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
Not sure if this one has been on here before but here goes,A woman asked hubby if it was ok for her pet pug to sleep on the bed,he replied,,,what about the smell and all that snuffling,she replied,,,,I got used to it so I am sure the dog will,
Troop of legionaires lost in the desert . Spot a camel , surround it & jump on . After 20 miles under the baking sun the camel topples over stone dead . Sergeant says " Mon Dieu cet chamaux est F***ed" . Little private at the back pipes up "Sorry Sarge , it was the only way I could hang on ".
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