jeeeensy
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Jeeensy was Lancashire University was giving a lecture on the supernatural
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raise their hands.
'Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raise their hands.
'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.
Has anyone here ever talked to or touched a ghost?'
About 3 students raise their hand.
'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Waffy raises his hand.
Jeeensy takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
Waffy replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, Jeeensy asks,
'So, Waffy, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost'
Waffy replied, "Ah, Sorry. From way back there I thought you said Goats!
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raise their hands.
'Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raise their hands.
'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.
Has anyone here ever talked to or touched a ghost?'
About 3 students raise their hand.
'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Waffy raises his hand.
Jeeensy takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
Waffy replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, Jeeensy asks,
'So, Waffy, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost'
Waffy replied, "Ah, Sorry. From way back there I thought you said Goats!