Jolly Green
Well-Known Member
LOOKING FOR WORK...
*A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we
cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he
is looking for work."*
*The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the
brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks
he is looking for work."*
*A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half
of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2
weeks he is looking for work."*
*The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are
way behind us. In the USA a couple of years ago we grabbed a person from
Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the
United States ,and now..... the whole country is looking for work !!!!!!"*
*A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we
cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he
is looking for work."*
*The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the
brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks
he is looking for work."*
*A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half
of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2
weeks he is looking for work."*
*The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are
way behind us. In the USA a couple of years ago we grabbed a person from
Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the
United States ,and now..... the whole country is looking for work !!!!!!"*
